So, I've been doing this thing. It's called National Novel Writing Month . For 30 days, you write as much as you possibly can to try to reach the goal of 50,000 words. The idea is that you will have the makings of a rough novel when you reach this goal. I am currently at 8,335. I should be at around 33,000. (This is the part where I sigh deeply.) I should be writing my NaNo book right now, this very minute, instead of writing this blog. I just can't seem to drag my mouse over to that file and click my ass in there to write. It is just looming there, like the time in my junior year of high school, when I had to write an essay on the book Animal Farm by George Orwell, for an English teacher that would have probably scared the shit out of Stalin himself.
It's not that I don't like the story I'm writing. It's pretty solid, if I do say so myself. I even already know how it should end. I'm not sure if I like my protagonist completely yet, but I have a lot of hope for her. I don't have delusions about writing the Great American Novel. I just wanted to write a book that I would pick up in a book store and think, "This looks cool and mysterious. I want to read this." (This is the part where my life gets in the way.)
I'm a stay-at-home mom with a part-time job. What a short sentence that was. "I'm a stay-at-home-mom with a part-time job." I also teach home school to my daughter, who is in the second grade. So, writing my book is my mistress. After I give everything to my kids, my husband, my house and my job, there isn't a hell of a lot left over for writing. And when I do have quiet time to myself, most of the time, I just want to sit around in stretchy pants and eat things and catch up on my DVR.
So, on the rough days, being a lowly housewife is my reality and being a writer/artist is a vague possibility. Also, when I'm feeling really evil, I imagine that the creators of the National Novel Writing Month are trust-fund youngsters, with loads of time on their hands to just languish about with beards and finger-mustaches and ironic t-shirts, while listening to some band that none of us have ever heard of, in some magical coffeehouse in the sky. They have all the time in the world to write and be arty, little jerks. I'm sure they are lovely people and none of those things but I have to shake my fist at someone, even if I have to make them up. It couldn't possibly be my fault, playing games on Facebook and other time-wasting websites when I tell myself I'm "taking a break" from writing. Oh no, not me.
(This is the part where I count my blessings.) Most of the time, I have a great time. I know how lucky I am to get to play all day with my kids. They are good people. I really like them. They're smart and they both lift me up and humble me on a regular basis. I have a magnificent couch and a laptop and blankies and jammies and I tuck myself in to write all cozy-like in my little writing nest. I love it. I love writing. I love it almost as much as reading.
But, for now, NaNoWriMo feels like homework and I may get an F. But, it did get me writing everyday, even if it is only 200 words and for that I am grateful.